Ebay Finds: I think we have a theme

First we had the Santa Smack Down, then Rosacea Santa and now Santa Crotch.

I clicked on this vintage apron item in eBay because I'm trying to find Christmas presents I can make. I thought, how sweet, a 50's Santa apron!

Is it just me or is it a little odd that she has Santa's big face on her biscuit? If I owned that apron I would be so tempted to turn it around so Santa was facing inward and then get really defensive whenever anyone tried to tell me Santa was facing the wrong way. But I'm on medication so I'm probably the only one in the room that would get the joke. That's usually how it goes anyways.

Update: Susie Can Stitch (And hell yes she can!) found another innocently naughty apron. This one has a big Georgie O'Keefe style flower right over her Hot Pocket.

By the way Susie found this picture in WoofNanny's Flickr set. If you are into vintage aprons she has a great collection of old patterns.


Queen of the Mayhem said...

I love it.....the Santa gift that keeps on giving!

See....maybe they weren't as innocent in the 50's as we were made to believe!

IamSusie said...

I don't know if I can post a link in comments, but this apron is so naughty:


Erin said...

Brings new meaning to the phrase "deflowering." Thanks for the laugh!

Ashley said...

LMFAO about putting the Santa apron on backwards. You perv.

Andie said...

I love how you call the vagina a "hot pocket"

that's a new one!

Thanks for the laugh!