After Nair'ing my picachew, shaving my WHOLE leg and powdering my bum I got stood up by my OBGYN. She had me waiting for her for an hour and a half in a peek a boo paper gown. Finally, I decided that I wouldn't give a date this much leeway so I suppose anybody looking to get a glimpse into the promised land should abide by the same standards and I left.
But before I took off I wrote with a Sharpie on my paper gown. "An hour and a half is far too long to wait for a Dr's appointment. Sincerely, Lotta". And draped it across the stirrups.