Husband: It's my birthday. (Stare)
Me: And? (Stare) What? I got you socks.
Husband: Your always saying "It's not your birthday!". Well it is today. And I figure since I'm 37 I should get 37 minutes of...you know.
Me: Tell you what. I'll start, and if you can hold out for 37 minutes more power to you. But if not, we're still paid up.
10 minutes later....
Me: Happy Birthday!
Husband: ZZZZZZZZ. Snort. ZZZZZZZZZ.