Me: (Shaking husband awake) Hey. Hey!
Husband: Mmm? What? Mmm?
Me: The new foot cream the doctor gave me is 30% Urea. That's pee right? Urea's pee?
Me: (Pause) Do you think it's human pee?
Husband: No, of course not.
Husband: It's probably animal pee.
Husband: Stop thinking about it.
Me: Do you think it's rat pee? They always have rats in the lab. Do you think I have rat pee on my feet RIGHT NOW?!
Husband: Go to sleep.
Me: Easy for you to say, you don't have rodent piss on your feet.
Husband: (Rolling over) Love you, g'night.
Me: (Sigh) Fine. G'night.