Santa is a Vampire

Slurp. Slurp. Sluuuuurp.

Do you hear that sound? Listen.

Slurp.

It's the sound of Christmas sucking my checking account dry.

4 comments:

lildb said...

it's a good thing Xmas found something to suck out of you - it would've died if it had tried to subsist solely on my pocketbook.

Anonymous said...

Lotta, thank you again for the absolute LAUGH OUT LOUD. I don't know why this particular post got me laughing so, maybe I didn't see it coming because I only quickly scanned the title. Whatever, you rock.

Loyal reader in NJ

Anonymous said...

Lotta, thank you again for the absolute LAUGH OUT LOUD. I don't know why this particular post got me laughing so, maybe I didn't see it coming because I only quickly scanned the title. Whatever, you rock.

Loyal reader in NJ

mommiebear2 said...

What a clever way to describe the Jolly Season! ;)