Transformers...more than meets the eye!

Both kids are in the bathtub and I'm soaping them up. Because "only members of the clean butt club get to eat cookies!". Son looks over at daughter and then down at himself.

Son: So it's like (pauses) I'm a single blaster Transformer and she's one of those double blaster Transformers.

Me: You mean your penis and her vagina?

Son: Yea! (stands for emphasis) Mine's a single blaster.



11 comments:

Kristin said...

An excellent analogy to use for ultrasound pictures as well! Awesome!

S said...

haha. too funny.

plumtickled said...

Oh Lord........ now I've hear it all!

mommiebear2 said...

LOL! Kids are great arent they?

nikki said...

It all makes sense now!

Nikki (Mu Husband Calls Me Weird)

Fidget said...

BWHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Miss Jess said...

That would've made total sense in Sex ed. Kids are too darn cute sometimes.

Anonymous said...

freakin' hilarious!!!!!!!

Christina said...

LOL! My son asked something similar the other night when I was giving my baby girl a bath. First, he wanted to know where here pee-pee was, then wanted to know why she had two. :)

Erin said...

So this is what I have to look forward to? Great!

Grim Reality Girl said...

better that he thinks she has more vs. less! Yay for 2007! We are making progress!!!