Signs I Might Be A Bad Mother

Post Bath

Son: I donwanna put the lotion on! It feels icky! NO LOTION!!

Me: (Mumbling) It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.*

Son: What?!

Me: Nothing, no lotion, get your pjs on.



* Pop culture reference

18 comments:

Gretchen said...

I was running one day, mile 10 of 12, out in the country and heard a yippy dog. Behind the trees I head a shemale yell "PRECIOUS!" calling the dog.

I think I set a record home for the last two miles.

jakelliesmom said...

I think you're only a bad mom if you scream, "It puts the lotion in the basket!" instead, then make the child watch the film to see what happens to bad kids who don't listen.

(Shouldn't have had the caramel popcorn for lunch today. No patience at all for my darlings.)

Faerie Mom said...

I think I just peed in my pants. I was putting lotion on the boy tonight and this is the exact phrase that kept running through my head. bad mommy... bad mommy... teehee

Katrina said...

HA! One of my fave lines from one of my fave movies! And I've used it on the kids as well. ;o)

mommiebear2 said...

LOL- My husband and I always say this whenever we put the lotion on the skin!!!

stuffed said...

LOL You made me snort with pudding in my mouth. Now sinus. A personal first. Thanks.

Grim Reality Girl said...

I now realize that I am normal!!! EVERYONE thinks of that when applying lotion.... PUT IT IN THE BASKET!!!!!!

What really frightens me is that my kids are old enough to realize what a sarcastic person I am... UGH. Not easy hiding my true self :-) Just make sure you don't call him Precious!!!

Oh, The Joys said...

I love you so VERY much, friend.

Rebecca said...

You left off "stupid fat hobbit."

Now THAT would have gotten his attention. Ha ha ha ha.

Kidding....

M'Lynn said...

There would be something wrong with you if you didn't say that, says me.

Gamera said...

http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=23

Little Monkies said...

Awesome.

g-man said...

I'd have said the exact same thing, except I'd have said it out loud and then dangled the lotion from a bathrobe tie or something. :)

My kids are used to me. They'd have put the lotion on. :)

Leeanthro said...

I laughed!

Definitely watch the transbuddha video that Gamera linked to above!

They also used this song on Grey's Anatomy last year. I was dying laughing!

Lotta said...

You guys crack me up. That video is odd because it makes me want to hang out with the fun guy holding the poodle. Till I remember he skins people and all.

And YES! I finally figured out where that new heart doctor from Grey's Anatomy came from. She was the lotion girl in Silence of The Lambs!!

lildb said...

*dies from asphyxiation due to laughter*

kerthunk.

Her Grace said...

This is the second time I've heard that quote today, after not hearing it since I watched the movie years ago.

It's making me a little nervous.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

I've done this too!

That makes me feel so much better.