Today at Ikea I walked into a crowded bathroom. Opened the stall door and started to say "Ugh!" because the toilet seat was covered with pee-drops. But I banged my elbow at exactly the same time, right on the funny bone. And made an "ouch" type noise that sounded like this, "Hooohaa!'. I then got really embarrassed and ran out.
These two events happened in quick succession so to the folks washing their hands it looked like I walked in, opened a stall door and yelled, "UghHoohaa!!" very quickly and then ran out.
In all fairness I was a bit drunk, which is kind of a scary thing to be in Ikea. Husband and I had gotten a sitter in the afternoon (oh luxury) and gone to lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings. We consumed several of those 23 ounce beers and then walked across the street to Ikea. Our first stop was the returns department. Where we sat on the bench and giggled like crazy as we recalled my last visit there.
I joked that I was going back to the scene of the crime inebriated to return some curtain panels. Curtains that were to my OCD mind ever so slightly different shades. We imagined myself slurring and insisting that the panels were DIFFERENT COLORS to the same saleslady that I insisted look at my scabs the last time I was there.
Funnily enough, it was immediately after this fun exchange encounter that I convinced everyone in the bathroom that I had Tourettes.
The $1 yogurt was good though.