The Other Good Book

The Bloggess had a hilarious post about threesomes this morning. And if you've ever read The Bloggess's comments, you'll notice that they are so witty. So snarky. So intimidating, that I hate leaving my lame "Wow!" or "That's hilarious!" comments. So I did some homework this time and I'm leaving the mother of all comments for The Bloggess here.

Jenny,

Did you know that Christ has already set the guidelines for a threebie? Indeed. You only need read Sex In Christ to learn about how to get around this "Biblical gray area" .
To avoid the impropriety of male homosexuality, a heterosexual couple should not under any circumstances form a threesome with another man.

(Lotta's Note To Self: Proof that God is not a woman.)

Both women involved in the threesome must be willing to keep within traditional female roles (i.e., not taking on masculine appearance or behavior in or out of the bedroom) and recognize the male as the leader in the relationship.

(Lotta's Note To Self: No strap-ons)

If your curious about what else Our Savior thinks about your hanky panky, be sure to read these other great articles;


And if you're struggling with the worry that God doesn't like your landing strip, fear not.

For if a woman is not covered, let her also be shorn. (1Co 11:6)

Peace Be With You.

7 comments:

Karly said...

Oh. My. God. Are they for real? I must not let my husband see that bit about swallowing.

Mama Drama Jenny, the Bloggess said...

I tried to click on the link but my firewall blocked it because is said it contained "tasteless and sexual" material. My firewall hates Christ, apparently.

A Mom Two Boys said...

Oh Good God. I don't even know what say to that. I can't bring myself to look at the links.

I'm totally with you on commenting on The Blogess. Scary stuff. A lot to live up to.

Little Monkies said...

Of course, I went to the site and right to the Fisting and God's Will, then noticed you'd highlighted that one. Jesus. I mean, well, you know what I mean.

Katie J said...

Holy shit.

Tilly said...

Good god woman! I read the 'anal sex' one - don't ask me why, it wasn't a Freudian slip or anything... erm... cough.

Aaaaanyway... there's this thing that's always intrigued me - young christians seem to think that anal sex before marriage is OK. That you're still a virgin? But for the love of BOB!! Anal sex?!?!

Tilly said...

Good god woman! I read the 'anal sex' one - don't ask me why, it wasn't a Freudian slip or anything... erm... cough.

Aaaaanyway... there's this thing that's always intrigued me - young christians seem to think that anal sex before marriage is OK. That you're still a virgin? But for the love of BOB!! Anal sex?!?!