The sweet lov'n begins on a freezing winter night in our cold, un-insulated bedroom.
(5 minutes later)
Me: Oh man.
Me: (Points across the room) I hid the condoms in the closet when I cleaned the bedroom.
Husband: Oh. (pause) It's pretty cold out there.
Me: Sure is.
Husband: You're totally going to make me go get them aren't you?
Psst: You can look at vintage condom packages here. I mean, if you want to. I'm just saying.