Shrinkage Allowance

The sweet lov'n begins on a freezing winter night in our cold, un-insulated bedroom.

(5 minutes later)


Me: Oh man.


Husband: What?


Me: (Points across the room) I hid the condoms in the closet when I cleaned the bedroom.


Husband: Oh. (pause) It's pretty cold out there.


Me: Sure is.


Husband: (Stare)


Me: (Stare)


Husband: You're totally going to make me go get them aren't you?

Me: (Stare)

Husband: Fine!


Psst: You can look at vintage condom packages here. I mean, if you want to. I'm just saying.

8 comments:

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Radium Condoms?

That ought to stop you from making babies.

Ever.

Erin said...

Nothing says romance like a freezing naked condom run.

coquet's cache said...

funny. so, in response, i wrote you an even more funny email but as i began the 'ttyl' salutation, the &%*(% browser said it had a #^&! problem and @!%^&& had to close. sorry.

Katrina said...

Well you KNOW I'm clicking over there. ;o)

And I was showing off my fabulous new jewelry to a friend tonight, both the ring and bracelet. She LOVED them too, but that's not really surprising as you make some gorgeous stuff.

And thank you for the fridge magnet! It makes me wish spring would hurry the heck up.

Mama Drama Jenny, the Bloggess said...

Radium condoms. Well, it's hard to make babies when you have dick cancer, I guess.

g-man said...

Dick cancer, LOL ...

That so totally sounds like "lovin on a cold night" in my house too. Too funny.

tootsiegrace said...

Oh how funny! I love your blog!

Random Chick said...

ROTFL!!!