Motherhood Uncensored has uncovered my subliminal Etsy advertising plan. Namely, to make everything look like nipples.
She first blew the top off when she mentioned that the ring I was giving away at The Bloggess looked like an overly large nip. Perhaps, a post breastfeeding bubbie. And she lowered the curtain this morning when she figured out that my new Love Hurts Bracelet also looked like a bunch of glass nibs in a cold room.
I think it's now safe to confess that it's no coincidence I work with "buttons" in all my jewelry making. Had Motherhood spent some time further browsing my shop she would know that my plan is actually far more sinister. Can you find the subtle sexual manipulation in this product shot? Well that one was easy. What about this one? (Hint: Look at what the jewelry is on)
(For the sarcastically impaired. No, I didn't make everything look like nipples on purpose. That's just evidence of my twisted psyche at work. Expect a series of uneven nipple earrings next as I come to grips with my lack of symmetry.)