Um, no.

Me: Dude, I am so constipated. And gassy. Really stinky gassy.

Husband: Gross!

(20 minutes later)

Husband: Wanna do it?

9 comments:

coquet's cache said...

Dear God:

thanks for keeping me single. really.

Muffy Willowbrook said...

TYPICAL BOYS!!

A Mom Two Boys said...

Men are such freaks. Sounds just like my husband. Although, he'd be the one to say he's stinky and then ask me if I wanna do it.

What's wrong with them?

meera said...

ahahaha!! Sounds about right. :)

Lotta said...

I don't know man. I could be bleeding profusely and he would be trying to figure out how he could segway it into sex.

Mom of 5 said...

This is definitely my husband. NOTHING seems to faze him.

ZOLOFT MOM said...

Ha! Hilarious! So did you take him up on it?

Thanks for stopping by my blog! I've been reading your posts and I think I luv you. Gas, drunk Ikea runs..I need to read more because it seems you're my kinda gal.

I'll be back!

Mags said...

Too damn funny. Boys are gross.

Jerseygirl89 said...

How is it possible that we're obviously married to the same man?