Husband: Did you pick up the dry cleaning?
Me: Um, no. I volunteered at school, lunch, the kids napped and then I made dinner.
Husband: Did you get the oil changed?
Me: Nope. Same answer.
Husband: (Sigh) Did you do ANYTHING I had on my list for you?
Me: I'm not sure? (Tapping foot) Was it the list that said "Raise two very small and time consuming children?".
Husband: (Sigh. Sound of beer can cracking open.)