Delivery!

Tonight, the family was driving home from our Church's spaghetti dinner when I saw a pizza delivery guy cross the road on foot.

Me: I think I have superpowers or something because I can totally smell that pizza!

Husband: You can? (Sniffing the air) I think I can too!

Me: (Sniff)

Husband: (Sniff)

Son: I farted.

13 comments:

jona said...

OMG!!!! That is so flippin hilarious!! Thank you for the laugh, I could totally see my son doing that!
I hope the spaghetti was good anyway.

Sister Honey Bunch said...

OK, that's just gross.

Lotta said...

It was incredibly gross and incredibly funny.

coquet's cache said...

Farts that smell like pizza? Now THAT'S a super-power.

kathi d said...

Oh. My. God. And I'm sure he was PROUD!

Katrina said...

That is such a typical boy thing! Gross and so darned funny!

marymurtz said...

This one made me laugh out loud!

so tired said...

This totally reminds me of a story some family friends had told us. The Dad comes down the stairs in the morning all chipper saying "Is someone cooking? I smell sausages!" When he reaches the kitchen no one was cooking breakfast. His son says "Nope, I farted."

Lovely.

Mamma said...

Pizza-scented farts?? Could be much worse I guess.

Aimee Greeblemonkey said...

I love fart jokes!

Jamie said...

That is pure talent for your son's digestive tract to be able to take spaghetti and turn it into pizza! Sign him up for on Fear Factor 2023!

Oh, I think I can spell it now too? Was it a meat combo?

Jamie said...

That is pure talent for your son's digestive tract to be able to take spaghetti and turn it into pizza! Sign him up for on Fear Factor 2023!

Oh, I think I can spell it now too? Was it a meat combo?

Wendy said...

That is one spicy meatball!