Simmah Down Now

Husband: Did you teach son to say, "Do you want it the hard way?"

Me: What?

Husband: We were playing nerf dodge ball and he asked me, "Do you want it the hard way?"

Me: Exactly what kind of parenting do you think I'm doing around here while your at work?

Husband: You are the one that taught him to say "Keep your britches on!" and "Simmer down".

Me: That's "Simmah Down Now!"

Husband: (Stare) I stand corrected.


Belle in Bloom said...

My husband and I have used that line ever since we first saw that skit on SNL. Like, what, 10yrs ago?? Holy hell, we're old!

decoratorgirl said...

I love you more with each post!