Husband: Did you teach son to say, "Do you want it the hard way?"
Husband: We were playing nerf dodge ball and he asked me, "Do you want it the hard way?"
Me: Exactly what kind of parenting do you think I'm doing around here while your at work?
Husband: You are the one that taught him to say "Keep your britches on!" and "Simmer down".
Me: That's "Simmah Down Now!"
Husband: (Stare) I stand corrected.