Jenny wants to know if I'm "*totally* veeted or only slightly veeted? Because (she'd) like to request (that I) veet into the shape of an animal. Like a bunny or a cricket."It's all gone Jenny. But not because I'm a kinky girl. Frankly, I can't draw a straight line to save my life. So any attempt at a landing strip would end up looking like a cockeyed Flock of Seagulls haircut. This precision also applies to eyebrow pencil. So if you think I'm crooking an eyebrow at you quizzically, it's probably just wonky Maybelline.
And Jenny, if you want to treat Victor to a little puppet show yourself, you can find these pubic hair templates at Amazon. But if you really want to be a hip DIY girl you'll make your own. "Make cut outs from lightweight plastic containers to create original designs for your pubic stencils."
Start saving those margarine tops!
Katy wants to know if "nairing your picachew really works".Yes Katy it does. But remember to keep it on the outside only. Once finished it may look like you have a vaginal fu man chu. But that's were your specially designated razor finishes up.
And lastly, Jennifer was concerned that husband and I attempted sexy time post Veeting, "Sexy time shouldn't smell like burned hair."I replied that sexy time usually smells like a combination of macaroni and cheese, old apple juice and sweat. So a little Veet would be like an exotic perfume.
Thank you. No more questions please.