Check. This. Out.
The Chicagoist actually interviewed me. The very nice interviewer, Jess D'Amico asked if I wanted to do the interview on the phone or via email. I was too afraid that I would get dork-tourettes and yell out random and/or obscene things if we spoke. So I chose to thoughtfully write out random and/or obscene things in an email instead.
See, I'm always thinking ahead like that.