Preaching It Right

Thank goodness I'm not Catholic. Or at least half of my yearly worship services wouldn't count. Though when I shout "Oh God" in bed, it's usually more like, "Oh God..why the hell are the kids are having a baby carrot fight in my bedroom?". Or "Oh God....are you kidding me? Didn't we just do it last week?".

Can I get an Amen?! Sometimes, you just need to get the garage cleaned out and 5 minutes on your knees can equal an entire afternoon of husband labor.


More funny church signs here.

9 comments:

Kimberlee said...

I love it when a church has a sense of humour. After all, I laugh in the face of most religion.

lildb said...

WORSHIP you. (wait. is that -- blasphemous?)

but you knew this.

Greta said...

Those are hysterical. Something tells me the "knee position" one was not intentional ;)

jskell911 said...

Love these!

Kelley said...

Bwaaaaa haaaa haaaaaa!

I make my husband pray at my altar every night. The altar of the holy do the freaking dishes or never eat again.

The Introvert said...

I'm so glad our church doesn't have a marquis.

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

A-freaking-men.

Jenny said...

Wow, I love you! I'm seeing a trend more towards "I say online what I always say in real life" and away from "I'm eco-pc-nonconfrontational-crap".

You are totally my new favorite daily read!

Suzanne said...

Shut Up...these are so funny.

- Suzanne, the Farmer's Wife