Thank goodness I'm not Catholic. Or at least half of my yearly worship services wouldn't count. Though when I shout "Oh God" in bed, it's usually more like, "Oh God..why the hell are the kids are having a baby carrot fight in my bedroom?". Or "Oh God....are you kidding me? Didn't we just do it last week?".
Can I get an Amen?! Sometimes, you just need to get the garage cleaned out and 5 minutes on your knees can equal an entire afternoon of husband labor.
More funny church signs here.