I'm exhausted. I was a total asshole mom today. It's tiring bossing around a 2 and 5 year old. Getting all up in their toddler grills. In the afternoon we went to the zoo and frolicked and ate
Me: (Staring at t-ball roster) I'm so confused.
Son: Mom! Look at what I made from Legos!
Me: What? Yea great.
Son: You're not looking. Look. Look. Look.
Me: What! I just want to be left alone man. Can't you just leave me alone for 5 minutes. Just 5 minutes!
See? Asshole. Ok, that's all ADD will let me write.
Here's some funny toys.