What did you do this weekend?

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14 comments:

Jennifer said...

I'd be pissed if some gun-wielding nut came in and ruined my happy time.

Erika Jurney said...

The hell? What kind of newspaper do you read, girl? I wouldn't have thought they could print something like this! Please tell me it is a joke...

Greta said...

For the record, my dh was NOT alone.

Aimee Greeblemonkey said...

About the same.

Muffy Willowbrook said...

now THAT? is some investigative reporting!

PamKittyMorning said...

Ha! Well it wasn't that!

Mamma said...

Cool. My disguise worked. Taping down my boobs was hard, but I was committed to the role.

Little Monkies said...

Well there you have it. :)

Kelley said...

That is some bad journalism there. I mean WHAT movie was he watching?

Sheesh, journalists these days...

Kathi D said...

I swear I have an air-tight alibi.

Lotta said...

Ha! I found this while randomly browsing the net. But I buy that it was a real article. However, I have my suspicions about the Cole Avenue guy's story. I've fed my dog shrooms and he's just fine.

A Mom Two Boys said...

Oh...the dog died? Bastard.

Katie J said...

Don't know if it's real, but either way I'm glad I tinkled before I read it because that is funny!

teegee said...

Holy ca-ca! I haven't seen the Beacon Journal in 20 years. I'm shocked they said masterbate.

anyhoo...I'm pretty sure that it wasn't the dog who got the mushrooms.....

--ohio ex-pat