Husband: Where weeeere you!
Me: Grocery shopping. I told you that.
Husband: For TWO hours you were grocery shopping. TWO hours. I didn't know where you were. I didn't know where you had gone.
Me: I went grocery shopping.
Husband: (Mumbling) Whatever. You just run out the door and go buy who knows what.
Husband: Why is the car parked in front? Why didn't you park in the garage man?
Me: I had to bring in the....(Pause)
(Ok, that's not true. I actually said "Groceries motherfucker". But I already said "for fuck's sake" in an earlier post and I didn't want to fucking offend anyone.)