- Tell husband that the current couch had been recalled because the fabric causes cancer.
- Casually mention that the neighbors came over for a chat on the couch, and by the way they have Typhoid.
- Point out that the metal bar sticking out of the bottom of our current sofa will end up costing us more in ER bills than buying a new sofa would.
(And yes, we got the dark brown chair too. And yes, I'm totally freaking out that the "chocolate" color will end up looking like "poo". We also bought the set last week when both pieces were almost $300 less! Each! The customer service lady told me that these might go on sale Memorial Day weekend again. Just in case you want to have a poo colored chair too.)