"My Mother uses swear words like "snicker doodle" and "fiddlesticks" and "crummy buttons". I have caught myself saying these same kind of phrases . I was cut off in traffic by an asshole with a death wish. My natural, maternal reaction was to swerve, flip the bird and scream: Mother F-f-f-fiddlesticker!"So pick something (or a few things) out from the shop Adriane! Anything up to 15 smackers. Buy them, but don't pay for them. Just like when you were in Junior High at Claire's Boutique. But I am going to have to ask that you replace "asshole" with "butter buns" from now on.