"Think back on the last 15 years of your life. How would you summarize your life in just 10 bullet points."
15 years. So from 21 to 36. (Sweet Jesus, 21 seems like an eternity ago.)
1. Could legally drink. Drank.
2. Dated, lived with, broke up and got engaged to current hot husband.
3. Got pregnant. Birth. Shudder.
4. Pregnant again. Birth. Not so bad because the epidural worked this time motherfucker.
5. Became a stay at home mom with a newborn and toddler.
6. Faked first orgasm.
7. Could legally obtain good prescription drugs. Took them.
8. Snuck down to the basement at midnight to blog.
9. Opened online jewelry shop.
10. Got back in touch with my faith and fell in love with my little family all over again. (And there is no "thou shalt not swear" thank you very much.)So I'm supposed to tag 5 folks for this meme.
Jenny because her bullet points will kick my bullet point's ass like the ninja writer she is.
I Obsess because Debbie's therapist told her she had to write down every single compliment she gets in longhand. And I think asking her to do a meme would short circuit her ADHD brain right now.
Mama Fidel because she leaves a package of cheese plates and vodka addressed to "whore" at her friend's doorstep. (Note to Mama: Who the hell uses cheese plates? Does your friend really have that much cheese at home that she needs multiple plates for it?)
Jen Duncan and Pam Kitty Morning because I suspect these foxy ladies would decant their Schlitz into a McCoy pitcher before drinking it.