What it's like to have an industrious Norwegian mother from Wisconsin;
Me: Mom! It's your first day of summer break how do you feel?
Teacher mom: Oooh! It's so nice to be able to finally relax. Phew! I've been waiting for this day forever.
Me: So what are you going to do today? A movie?
Teacher Mom: Oh, today I'm going clear EVERYTHING out of all the kitchen cabinets and wipe them down. Then clean and wax the cupboards, the floor and both hallway banisters.