Though this picture could also be titled (twangy guitar) "Mama don't let your babies apply sunscreen". But honestly, what is a lone mom supposed to do? I just can't bring myself to ask a total stranger mom to rub lotion onto my back.
Me: Hi. You don't know me but I need you to thoroughly rub this nicely scented lotion all over my back and shoulders. Oh, could you move my straps aside total stranger? By the way, if you take longer than 5 minutes you'll have beat my husband's average massage time. Snort! Wait. Why are you walking away?