Religion At The Blue Box Store

Son: Mom. What do you think God is doing right now?

Me: Uh, enjoying the nice day?

Son: From where?

Me: Well, uh, he's everywhere so he can enjoy everything at once.

Son: Oh.

Me: Yep.

Son: (Long pause) I guess that means God went to Ikea with us today then.

7 comments:

marymurtz said...

That explains the hallelujah chorus I hear whenever I open the Ikea catalogue.

Katrina said...

I want an Ikea near me! AM SO JEALOUS!!! So glad to see you back, you were missed like crazy! Crazy, I tell ya!

Smooches!

Gwen said...

I kinda thought god lived in Ikea, with all those differently decorated rooms. It would take him a long time to get bored.

Deb on the Rocks said...

And on the 6th day, God made meatballs!

Deb on the Rocks said...

And today, apparently, you were made! Something like that!

Happy Birthday!!

Lotta said...

Ah yes. Meatballs!

Anonymous said...

that's a kid after my own IKEA catalog, er, heart. after my heart.