Naughty Smurfs and Teddy Bear Porn

The very funny Mommy Has A Headache found this hysterical video for latex condoms. No matter that the entire thing is in Italian. I can't get past the fact that it looks like some kind of naughty Smurf meets Pinocchio encounter.



This commercial for the Titty Bear is too obviously hilarious to be real. And yet...it is. You too can have your own motorboat'n Titty Bear for $14.95 plus shipping.

5 comments:

Little Monkies said...

All I'm sayin' is that I am married to an Italian and those models look, erm, rather small...

Sam said...

It looks like the new spray-on condom that I've heard about it. Awesome! I bet a real man would stay rock solid when you spray cold latex onto his man part.

JoeinVegas said...

For the second one (of course, which one do you think I'd watch?) the web site looks real. But they could have used more, um, Vegas style women for the commercials, to fit the product name?

geelizzie said...

I'm so tempted to call the phone number to see if the titty-I mean tiddy bear-is for real.

EmmaK said...

smurf jizz ha ha
re the titty bear...the website no longer exists proving this was a duff idea...I don't even know anyone who has pain from a shoulder strap....maybe from a strap on but not a shoulder strap ;)