What Stomach Flu Brings

Son has a wretched case of stomach flu. Welcome to kindergarten! When I put "vomiting child" into the Google search bar I got this lovely photo below. Which of course led to more random Google searches for funny photos of children. Enjoy.

Can you imagine how long that kid's mother spent combing his hair, washing his face and making him look nice. I'm talking about the kid about to get a vomit shampoo. The one hurling looks like he made a tidy toss.

Should you ever find yourself in Japan, you might want to skip the zoo trip. Cause the seals will fucking eat you!

I am so over the whole Santa thing.

That's ok, cause apparently Santa is dead!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have a very sweet photo of my boys and my nieces in front of the Christmas tree-- with my youngest niece spewing! Not one to use for the family Christmas card!
~Michele

Amber Dawn said...

eeeeuuuuuugh. I had to google MRSA today. DONT do it. Friggin hillarious pics though!

Shania said...

That seal will give me nightmares! But I wonder who buried Santa?

The Laundress said...

Wow. That poor vomitboy.

And the seal...Who takes these pictures????

Katrina said...

Ok that seal scares the shit outta me! Gah! Down seal, down!

Lotta said...

Amber - Oh God I just googled it. So gross. I get really skeeved out about skin diseases.

Chocolate and Steel said...

oh god, that sucks! The flu already. didn't he just start like last week or something?

I guess it could be worse. You could be cleaning barf out of his hair.

elliebelle said...

hahaha! These pictures are hilarious!

Anonymous said...

is it wrong that the last picture is a personal favorite of mine? one that I actually used on a Christmas card one year?

i hope son feels better soon. poor guy.

Gwen said...

My sister once got vomited on by a drunk guy at a Bears' game. The next week, to apologize, he brought her a poncho. (in case, I guess, he did it again.)

Lotta said...

Gwen - That's actually really cute.

Cate Holst said...

Too funny!! Now I feel sick!

Jennifer said...

The seal picture is hilarious. He looks like a rabid methhead.