Son has a wretched case of stomach flu. Welcome to kindergarten! When I put "vomiting child" into the Google search bar I got this lovely photo below. Which of course led to more random Google searches for funny photos of children. Enjoy.Can you imagine how long that kid's mother spent combing his hair, washing his face and making him look nice. I'm talking about the kid about to get a vomit shampoo. The one hurling looks like he made a tidy toss.
Should you ever find yourself in Japan, you might want to skip the zoo trip. Cause the seals will fucking eat you!
I am so over the whole Santa thing.
That's ok, cause apparently Santa is dead!