The family was at McDonald's today for lunch when low and behold Ronald entered. Ronald kind of popped his head into our booth causing son to exclaim, "Woah! That freaked me out man." Indeed.
Me: Did you notice that Ronald has a Corporate escort with him?
Husband: Yeah. They always do that.
Me: Like how strippers always bring a bodyguard when they come to your house.
Husband: (Pause) Yes. Exactly like that.