Send In The Clowns and Their Escorts

The family was at McDonald's today for lunch when low and behold Ronald entered. Ronald kind of popped his head into our booth causing son to exclaim, "Woah! That freaked me out man." Indeed.

Me: Did you notice that Ronald has a Corporate escort with him?

Husband: Yeah. They always do that.

Me: Like how strippers always bring a bodyguard when they come to your house.

Husband: (Pause) Yes. Exactly like that.

8 comments:

mark said...

Are you sure it wasn't Ronald's pimp?

Kelley said...

I would have choked on my plastic nuggets if an albino with a red wig poked his head around a corner while I was eating too.

EmmaK said...

I don't know about him always having an escort - I spent an afternoon with him in a Viennese mcdonalds learning how to make balloon animals with my kids and he was totally solo

Amy Kate said...

We were at a birthday party once and there was a "Dora" entertainer that was really freaky and didn't talk, and also had a handler, and since we are so mature, my cousins and I sat in the back wondering aloud when Dora was going to TAKE IT OFF!
Also, I wonder if the Viennese Ronald was just some lonely guy, who had a hankering to make some balloon animals?

SoMo said...

Hey, don't you know those kids can get rowdy? No fondling the clown with greasy hands. Hey, just like the strip clubs.

Darla~SassyHomemaker said...

Bwhaahahahahha that is HILARIOUS!

Lotta said...

EmmaK - Well this is America. And we use handlers with our whores. Or with our clowns. Or whatever. (Please note sarcasm)

Amy - Snort. THAT was funnier than the post!

Lulu said...

I.Love.Your.Finish.Lines.

No one does it better - I am absolutely going to co-opt your lines. Um..er.. I mean...benchmark-share - yeah that's it...not plagiarize, no, just ummmm...share.

I can't wait to use that line tomorrow when my boss is in town. I'm not sure how I'll work it into the conversation, but somehow, I am going to say, "did you notice...." and end it with, "...like how strippers always bring a bodyguard..."

You make my day...