Me: (Taking son's picture at the barber shop) Oh sweetie you look so cute! You have the biggest dimples!
Son: NIPPLES! I HAVE THE BIGGEST NIPPLES!!
Me: No, DIMPLES! They're on your face.
Son: I DON'T HAVE NIPPLES ON MY FACE!
Me: (Pause) I'll tell you later sweetie.
Son: Fine. (Glare) But stop talking about my NIPPLES!