Did someone say nipples?

Me: (Taking son's picture at the barber shop) Oh sweetie you look so cute! You have the biggest dimples!

Son: NIPPLES! I HAVE THE BIGGEST NIPPLES!!

Me: No, DIMPLES! They're on your face.

Son: I DON'T HAVE NIPPLES ON MY FACE!

Me: Dimples!

Son: NIPPLES!

Me: (Pause) I'll tell you later sweetie.

Son: Fine. (Glare) But stop talking about my NIPPLES!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey . . . your e-mail link doesn't work. I was going to e-mail you a little funny.

Sandy.

Lotta said...

Hey, it doesn't! I can't figure out why right now. But here's my email... tsvobo1526@comcast.net.

Kelly Drill said...

For god's sake, woman! You almost made me wet myself with this one! :)

Shannon said...

My daughter used to confuse "nipples" with "freckles" and proclaim that she had "SO MANY NIPPLES" to people all the time. It was awesome.

Gwen said...

I can totally picture this conversation, Son all loud and earnest. Too funny.

Debbie said...

That is a riot. Love the miscommunication.