Sallie Mae is my psycho girlfriend. She always knows right when I've walked into the house and calls within 5 minutes. If I don't pick up the phone after seeing "Sallie Mae" on the caller ID. So she makes her friend loan her their phone, and calls back a few minutes later with "MCC'" on the caller ID. Or some 1-800 number. But it's always her. All casual and, "Hold on for this important call." As if.
Hanging up on her only seems to make her more persistent. And when I finally do talk to her she's so darn pushy. Wants me to write her a bunch of postdated checks. I'm like, "Lady. I can write them - but you and I both know it's a lie." And still, she keeps trying.
I think I may have to defer this relationship for a year or two. Get some personal space to regroup. Though I know she's always there. Waiting. Ready to talk about us, and how we'll ease back into the relationship with tiered payment plans. But it always ends with her wanting more than I want to give. I wonder if she knows about the little piece I have on the side with Chase bank?