Ass Glass Googlers

The disturbingly large number of people putting "Glass in my ass" into the search engines concerns me. I doubt you all found what you needed when you arrived here at Mom O Matic. And yet clearly, you need some guidance. So I've made a list of what's acceptable to shove up your hinder.

Things that are safe to put up your ass.

1. Nothing. Go watch some TV.

Hope that was helpful!



OneDroppedStitch said...

That's what I would consider good advice!!! lol!

Angela said...

You are too funny!

Kathi D said...

Thank you. I appreciate that very helpful and timely advice.