Ass Glass Googlers

The disturbingly large number of people putting "Glass in my ass" into the search engines concerns me. I doubt you all found what you needed when you arrived here at Mom O Matic. And yet clearly, you need some guidance. So I've made a list of what's acceptable to shove up your hinder.

Things that are safe to put up your ass.

1. Nothing. Go watch some TV.

Hope that was helpful!

Lotta

3 comments:

OneDroppedStitch said...

That's what I would consider good advice!!! lol!

Angela said...

You are too funny!

Kathi D said...

Thank you. I appreciate that very helpful and timely advice.