Best Quote Ever


"It's just like legos" - Jim Bob Duggar explaining sex to his about to be married, virginal son Josh.

21 comments:

Coco said...

Did you watch? I didn't but plan on it. They freak me out.

Lotta said...

I watched up till the lego conversation and then my husband made me come to bed at a decent hour. He's like, "It's not like they aren't going to show them actually doing it. Come to bed!".

And I'm fascinated by the efficiency of the Duggars.

EmbracingKatrina said...

Seriously?!?!? Ok, I will have to watch it now. They amaze me.

K said...

Sex doesn't work like that! You don't just "stick the parts together" and sit there! GAH!!!!!

Leah said...

Have to say I love the Duggars, can't wait to see that episode!

Angela said...

I didn't watch it. Has anyone else noticed that the son and his fiance are wearing matching shirts...also on the episode where he proposed, she and her mom were wearing matching shirts. What's up with that?

I think they seem like a nice family. I want to put the mom's bangs down though.

one smarmy mama said...

I like the Duggars, man.

But I agree with Angela. I mean...fine...wear all the denim long skirts they ever made in 1993, but for heavens sake PUT DOWN THE AQUA NET!

Lulu said...

Ok, seriously. He has 17 siblings, and his dad has to 'splain it? I'm not buying it.

Lotta said...

Luly - I'm pretty sure he gets pregnancy. Just not what makes it happen. He and his wife didn't even kiss until they were married.

And I actually kind of like the Duggars too. Am mostly just fascinated by the stamina of the mother.

Lulu said...

And - I want to know if the male part of the Leggo is the 'before' or 'after' picture of Jim Bob?

marymurtz said...

"Like legos?" I guess I can see that, although I don't know if he's referring to the part where you always lose the small pieces in the carpet, or the part where you get two pieces together and have to pry like hell to get them apart.

Yeah, I'd say that's the reference he's making.

Christina said...

I saw the commercials but missed the episode. Sounds like it would have been entertaining.

So they didn't even kiss for the first time until they were married? I don't know if I could have done that. I mean, I want to know what I'm getting when I agree to "til death" and all that. I'd hate to hear "you may now kiss the bride" and find out he's a sloppy kisser. (or worse that night)

mommiebear2 said...

I love The Duggars! I also saw on the previews where Jim Bob and the wife are in a head shop looking at some "pipes" and he's all where those are some interesting glassware...........

Gwen said...

Perhaps they are playing with different legos than we have around here.

halfpint said...

I cannot stand the Duggars. Sorry!Just too smiley and fakey for alllll of those children that are in that house. And lego's? Does he mean it hurts when you land on one or that they seem to procreate without any of the nibbly parts? I'm confused... ;)

Gretchen said...

Legos? You mean those things I vacuum up if they're left on the floor?

Oy.

I saw part of the episode, and then her dad said something like "a transfer of power from father to husband" in referring to his daughter. I could very well have heard wrong. I'm hoping for her sake I heard wrong.

laughingatchaos said...

I'll never look at the massive stash of Legos we have the same way again.

Darla~SassyHomemaker said...

SNNOOORRT! I saw that, I nearly spit my water out.

Joie said...

Gretchen- No. You heard right. This is something referred to as "multi-generational" families. I first thought. Great, so grandma lives near or with and helps out a lot. Nope! It means that a father ownes his daughter until she becomes the property of her husband. It is utter crap. Still, I watch the Duggars because I am obscene like that.

Deb on the Rocks said...

So, you push the part with the outies into the part with the innies. Snap! Do it again and again and again, and you've got yourself a Pirate Ship. Ahoy!

Hmm. I think I'll stick with what I told my kids. "It's amazing. Once you do it, you'll always want to do it. It's not like porn, not usually. Most importantly, wear a condom because I am too young to be a grandmother. The end."

Amber Dawn said...

In my house, we have giant chunky leggos. 8-)