It's that time again. Time for me to get really antsy and irritated. Why? Because my cheap ass doesn't have HBO and Big Love season 3 is on tonight. Gah! Best show ever and I can't watch it. I tried to download some torrents (don't do it) of the show. But ended up with a nasty virus, complete with a cackling demon that suddenly appeared on my screen.
I've thought about making a Sunday night HBO date with a friend. But I think it would be really awkward when the sex scenes came on. You don't really notice that stuff when you watch a show alone or with your husband. It's all, "Oh a Mormon penis. Pass the popcorn." But sitting by a girlfriend it would be odd. (I'm still confounded at how men can go to strip clubs in groups. I've asked husband to try and explain this phenomenon "So you all sit around the stage with boners?" To which he informed me that he hadn't had a "boner" since 8th grade and still never answered my question.)
Anyway, I'm frustrated about not being able to watch the polygamist. But not cause of the sex scenes. I could live another day without seeing Chet from Weird Science get it on. I'm fascinated by the idea that 3 women share the chores, grocery shopping and babysitting. It seems like a sweet deal. Especially if your husband owned a freaking Home Depot. Man. That's the life.