How They Really Learn To Swear


Son: Mom! Daughter said the "A" word!

Me: "Ass?"

Son: No, I mean the "S" word!

Me: "Shit?"

Son: No, I mean the "F" word!

Me: (Pause) Are you sure?

Son: Yeah! She said, "Stupid"!

Perhaps next time I should wait till he learns to spell to play this game?

5 comments:

LazyBreeze said...

HAHAHA, I always love how kids somehow manage to outsmart us all.

Jenny said...

Honestly.... you should write books. You slay me. Your blog is AWESOME!

Lori said...

Funny! :0

jen duncan said...

Oh Lotta--that there's some funny stuff! Laughed out loud I did :-)

marymurtz said...

*snort*
LOL!