So I thought that maybe I could buy some kind of gizmo that would pop my wandering spine back into place. Maybe keep that hunchback from forming for a few more years yet. Preferably something without batteries or a plug so the neighbors wouldn't think I was masturbating myself to death. Cause my back hurts a lot.
Well, I found a whole bunch of nifty stuff. Including something called a Sacro Wedgy. I'll let you just think about that name for a minute. But what what struck me about this particular product was an unusual 5 star customer review;
"...a chiropractor would actually have to enter my body (I'm trying not to be too graphic), to "crack" the bone back into place each visit. Not something I was comfortable with. I saw this little device and thought anything was better! And it is great!"Well no fucking wonder they gave it five stars! "Anything was better" indeed! I don't even want to know what this person thinks the dentist is at liberty to do to fix a locked jaw.
The review kind of freaked me out so I abandoned the search and tried another route. I made an appointment with an acupuncturist for 2 weeks from today. I've been hearing that they can really help back and neck pain. It's worth a try, though if the acupuncturist wants to stick anything other than a skinny needle into me I'm outta there.