How I imagine my morning with the kids will feel like.
How my morning with the kids actually feels.
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- Mom O Matic
- I'm married to the man I fell in love with in high school. He claims I amuse him daily, I claim I drove him crazy long ago. We both agree that we still love each other even though our asses look nothing like they did in 1989. We managed to produce two incredible kids that amaze, enthrall and exhaust us. The Mom O Matic blog has been overdisclosing (on and off) since 2006. You can reach me at momomaticsattic (@) gmail (dot) com.
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10 comments:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Too True.
Like every morning in my house!
Oh, I hear ya. Same here.
Good lord ain't that the truth! Lucas went back to school after his 4 week track out, and I dropped Max at the daycare and took the whole damned day off.
It was heaven.
Good Lord, that is my morning. Every.Single.Day. Tomorrow both cherubs will be in the hands of educators and I'm getting a massage. Reward for putting up with them for 3 long weeks.
Hey, I don't even have kids. Just dogs. So that is literally my morning.
Bwahahahahahaha!
Dude.
Once I was sitting on my friends steps talking on the phone and her beagel came up behind me and humped my head.
I cried.
I was 19.
True story.
@Sam - I just read that as bagel. I need to re-quit coffee. I'm high.
That's hilarious! Ok, true store - I'll tell this once and then never shall I speak of it again.
When I was lactating I took a nap on the couch. Woke up to the dog...ok, I can't even say it but you can imagine what happened right?
*****CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!****
OMG Lotta. The tears!
So funny.
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