Stop Humping My Leg!

How I imagine my morning with the kids will feel like.


How my morning with the kids actually feels.


10 comments:

marymurtz said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Gretchen said...

Too True.

Like every morning in my house!

Christina said...

Oh, I hear ya. Same here.

K said...

Good lord ain't that the truth! Lucas went back to school after his 4 week track out, and I dropped Max at the daycare and took the whole damned day off.

It was heaven.

laughingatchaos said...

Good Lord, that is my morning. Every.Single.Day. Tomorrow both cherubs will be in the hands of educators and I'm getting a massage. Reward for putting up with them for 3 long weeks.

The Introvert said...

Hey, I don't even have kids. Just dogs. So that is literally my morning.

sam {temptingmama} said...

Bwahahahahahaha!

Dude.

Once I was sitting on my friends steps talking on the phone and her beagel came up behind me and humped my head.

I cried.

I was 19.

True story.

Karen Sugarpants said...

@Sam - I just read that as bagel. I need to re-quit coffee. I'm high.

Lotta said...

That's hilarious! Ok, true store - I'll tell this once and then never shall I speak of it again.

When I was lactating I took a nap on the couch. Woke up to the dog...ok, I can't even say it but you can imagine what happened right?

sam {temptingmama} said...

*****CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!****

OMG Lotta. The tears!

So funny.