School Friend: Dude, I've got a Nintendo DS!Son looked suitably impressed, was quiet for a moment, then asked me exactly what part of my body he was sucked out of. My mouth maybe?
Son: Yea, well the Dr. ripped me from my mom's vagina with a Hoover.
"No", I replied, "My babyhole".
Son was cool with that and left the room to go wherever the hell 6 year olds go in their free time. But husband and I were suddenly struck with the hilarity of the term "My babyhole" and couldn't stop wheezing and laughing for a good twenty minutes.
The lesson here? Come up with a list of proper vagina euphemisms BEFORE you decide to talk to your family about birth'n babies. Because I goshdarned guarantee you that for the next two months any special couple time is going to include references to said babyhole.
And that son WILL tell his Kindergarten class his interpretation of our conversation. That he was thrust into the world via some kind of pneumatic tube device like the one he saw at the bank's drive through. And if they don't believe him they can just ask his mom about her babyhole!