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"JJEEEEENNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DO NOT TAKE THAT SHIT! What the fuck kind of a goddamned doctor do you fucking have anyway??? You need one like mine where I’ll call up and be all, “Hmm. Yes it’s Ms.Kappes and I need refills on my vicodin, valium, dexadrine and dilaudid. Oh, and throw in some more syringes. And some morphine suppositories* Of course I want them delivered you bitch!"

Get your butt over to The Bloggess to read the most hilarious letters ever written. This Bloggess fan-friend could just take her letters to Kinkos, get them bound, and then sell them on the street for some hard ass cash.