I'm feeling like a bit of a dickhead for sassing an elderly man working the McDonald's drive-thru today. Here's how it all went down;
Clerk: Smile! Why aren't you smiling?! Is life so bad? Smile!
Me: Oh, ha ha. Well the kids are off school today so I'm a little worn out.
Clerk: Harrumph. In my day women were a LOT tougher. (Glare)
Clerk: Here. Bye. (Hands me my bag of McCrap)
Me: You know. In your day. Women just faked it better.