Ask And The Universe Will Deliver

I was talking Bakelite with my favorite Etsy Bakelite girl, PetitOiseau. Chatting about vintage Bakelite trinket boxes, powder containers and such. So I went to Ebay and typed in "Bakelite Box". And of course - this is the listing that comes up for me.

Bakelite Rectal Dilators. In a box.

Something tells me this is the male version of those antique female "complexion aides".

13 comments:

Miss Yvonne said...

Ummmmm....I'm glad that box is marked clearly as "rectal dilators" because I would have totally thought they went in another place completely.

laughingatchaos said...

Wow. Amazing what's out there, eh? Complexion aides, indeed! LOL!

nicole slack said...

Oh, my...

plumtickled said...

Oh Lordy.... I just don't get the butt stuff..... I mean, I really don't!

Bluh!!

Jennifer said...

Lotta, I know you're married and all but if you ever become free...will you marry me?

You are just that awesome!

Lotta said...

Jennifer - I do!

Magpie said...

Um. Speechless.

juliet said...

I like how the seller is stressing VERY CLEAN. hehehe.

Lotta said...

I just keep thinking about the Bakelite test. You run it under hot water and then SMELL it to see if has that yucky phenol smell. Who is going to smell these?

PamKittyMorning said...

You're killing me. Seriously I'm now headed to go through my comments from you for the link.. I'm curious what I'll get.

Even without a swell set like you've showing, I'm sure I can take it!

Heather said...

I was also thinking about how to test these - the vigorous rub test might be one to consider : )

Deb on the Rocks said...

You are one of those supreme gatherers that attract the most amazing finds. Things WANT to be found by you because you are so amazing. Black Bakelite? Really?

Lotta said...

Deb - you have a talent for saying things that make a person feel all warm and fuzzy inside!