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- Mom O Matic
- I'm married to the man I fell in love with in high school. He claims I amuse him daily, I claim I drove him crazy long ago. We both agree that we still love each other even though our asses look nothing like they did in 1989. We managed to produce two incredible kids that amaze, enthrall and exhaust us. The Mom O Matic blog has been overdisclosing (on and off) since 2006. You can reach me at momomaticsattic (@) gmail (dot) com.
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9 comments:
how do they know I eat apply pie for breakfast?
and I love how unenthusiastic the wife/lady is. I think she's pissed about no mo' bacon.
I really like breakfast! I hope god can wait til lunchtime.
Why are they standing in front of instruments that no one is playing?
I guess the woman knew that god wasn't coming this morning so she had a "wake and bake" for breakfast.
No mo' Lucky Charms?! That's fightin' words. I'll take the burning fires of hell before I give up me frosted Lucky Charms. They're frickin' magically delicious!
Somehow no mo' grapefruit isn't nearly as upsetting as no mo' Frosted Flakes.
The whole bacon thing (and this is totally unrelated) makes me think of a friend of mine who says he doesn't eat pork but he eats bacon and sausage (coming from a big ole' hog) because they aren't "pork", they are "breakfast meats". No mo' bacon will make him very, very sad.
Oh, there WILL be bacon in heaven. I know it. At least in my version of heaven.
Well, that's the most depressing thing I've ever seen. If there's no bacon and biscuits in heaven, then what's the point? I'm sure SATAN will make sure we have a hot breakfast each morning!
And why does that woman look like she is on lithium?
LMAO.....WTF... THis is hilarious.
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