Not The Message I Was Trying To Send You

When I leave comments, sometimes the blog I'm commenting at doesn't recognize me. The boxes that request my email, website and name are blank. Luckily, there's autofill right? I just type "L" in the name box and then select "Lotta" when my smart computer suggests it.

Same for email. And then the website. Thing is when I type "H" for http: or "W" for www the computer has a whole buncha suggestions for me. It suggests every darn tooting website I've ever been to.

But I just skim down real quick like till I see "http://www.momomatic..." and select it. Lovely. Except, I just realized that the computer is actually suggesting specific links. So I'm not just linking back to my general blog homepage. I'm sending people to a single post on my blog. Like maybe this one? Or this one? Or even this one about my colonoscopy.

I now imagine people clicking on my website link. To be all reciprocal and cuss me out for some stupid shit I said on their blog leave a nice comment back. Clicking - and being led directly to a post with a video of what looks like Papa Smurf releasing some tension.

And I don't just comment on my equally odd friend's blogs. I tell sweet quilting bloggers that I think they're the "bees knees" and then unknowingly lead them like lambs to the slaughter to some degenerate post about momginas.

If you have been one of my inadvertant link victims I do apologize. It wasn't a passive aggressive hint. Or an attempt to "loosen you up" by sending you to a semi-pornographic late night rant. It's just autofill. I swear it.

8 comments:

Juliet said...

Oh, that's rich. Renminds of a time when I was in marketing and made up some promotional materials for an author tour and used my HOME phone # instead of my business phone # on like 400 flyers. Someone calls me in the middle of dinner to set up a radio interview and I realized what I had done. Sinking feeling anyone?

Erika Jurney said...

Snort!

areyoukiddingme said...

I'm so disappointed that the Papa Smurf video has been removed.

I thought you were pretty funny before, but those links are hilarious! I think they're the perfect introduction to new people. But then again, I think there's probably something wrong with me...sigh. I just wish I were that funny!

Jen said...

you can send me dirty post links any old time you want! I love me some Lotta humor!

laughingatchaos said...

Thank God I'm not the only one who's done that! Took me forever to realize what I had done! LOL!

MamaFidel - not logged in said...

Only you! It's like greeting your blind date with a big old fart. It's all uphill from there.

zandor said...

That would be a nice little surprise I think.

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

Personally I only come here for papa smurf release videos so it totally works for me.