Talking on the phone with a friend..
Gwen: I got my hair cut. It's longer on one side and shorter on the other.
Me: Like Kate from John and Kate Plus 8?
Gwen: No! The kids said I looked like a rock star. I colored it too, it's mahogany.
Me: Mahogany? Wasn't that a movie with Diana Ross?
Gwen: (Starts singing) "Do you know where your going to..."