Meth Bride Doll

I was feeling badly that I hadn't written in so long. Could not think of a thing to write about! Then I went on ebay today. I was searching for wholesale gumball charms to tie on top of my shop packages. I found some cute ones, clicked to see what else the seller had and badoom! It's like she was waiting for me to find her.

Crazy Meth Bride Doll

Do I look ok? Do you like my dress? Doyoudoyoudoyou? I stayed up for 8 days crocheting it myself. Mmm What? Is it itchy in here?

What about my hair? Is it prettyprettypretty? I passed out with the curling iron in it so it got a little singed. Mmm? No I'm not tired. JimmyJoe gave me someth'n for the ceremony to stay awake. I've been awake for two weeks but I'm fine just fine I'm fine. Yep fine. Do you like my dress?


7 comments:

Betts said...

I like it. These are my toys on drugs. Hehehe.

Christina said...

Her dress is really pretty!

sweetbabies00 said...

too funny!

areyoukiddingme said...

That looks like something my grandmother would have mad - I knew there was a reason that stuff always creeped me out!

Anonymous said...

WTF??

reen said...

um

sam {temptingmama} said...

OMFG LOL!!! You NEED to do a guess post of this at Craftastrophe! PLEASE!!!