BlogHer 09 Discount and Giveaway


Are you totally freaking about what to wear to Blogher09? No? Well fuck you then. No, I'm kidding. If you are calm and collected and totally not nervous that you will accidentally wear your underpants on the outside of your outfit (again) then you rock. You are whom I aspire to be.

Cause I'll be at the Target the night before (so I can leave optimal weight loss time) trying to fight someone over the last black rayon dress on the rack in XXL. And then writing a predictable post about how Spanx can kiss my fat ass, then wearing them anyway.

One thing I have learned is that if you wear a cute piece of jewelry, or scarf, or purse it makes your plain old white Walmart tee-shirt seem much cuter.

You are not just a capris and tees mom when you've got a sweet something, around your neck, wrist or swinging from your ears. (Or if you take enough Xanax to fool yourself into thinking your ankles are dead sexy in tapered pants. That's another way to go.)

But if you want something pretty to wear I'm going to help you out! Leave your name and tell me what you are most nervous about regarding Blogher09. And I'll send three winners a piece of Mom O Matic goodness to wear along with soothing words of advice.

Also - you can use discount code SOCIALPHOBIA and I'll take 25% off your total order.* As always, I'll refund you via paypal right away after you've paid.

Have fun and please pass this along, or twitter it so you can share in the giveaway/discount!

* You can use that discount even if you aren't going to Blogher09 but going to a new playgroup or mom outing makes you pee yourself a little with nerves.

11 comments:

Midwest Mommy said...

Laura- I have never been to Blogher so I am nervous about everything! The people, the parties, the sessions!

Jen said...

I'm terrified that people will have a distorted view of who I am and that the "real" me will disappoint. Irrational sure but a fear none-the-less.

Just Breathe said...

Wish I had that problem, not going because I'm way to new at this and didn't know. Be yourself and yes you can pull off anything with a great necklace, scarf or purse. Let me ask you, will you really remember each and everyones outfit?
If they don't like you because of your clothes then I say fuck them!

sweetbabies00 said...

You are so funny. You know what they say, if they can't take a joke, ...... Wear what you feel good in. :)d

Rhiannon said...

Um, I'm nervous that I've not booked my damn plane ticket yet. OOPS!

raine said...

I am not going to blogher, but i get nervous entertaing folks in my home. That whole, 'i'm an adult now and need someone to hit me with a decorating stick' type anxiety. Blech.

Terra the Reuser said...

I'm not going to BlogHer, but I wanted you to know I hearted you in Etsy! :D Have fun! (and don't get nervous!)

Casey said...

I don't get to go to BlogHer :( maybe if I'm still at blogging next year, I'll try to save up enough cash to go. Have fun!

hope I win, I love all your jewelry, there's a couple pieces I've been eyeing up and crossing my fingers they don't go before I can get them!

Liz said...

I am definitely nervous about 1st impressions, they can either make or break ya! But I'm sure it will be a fun experience, and an opportunity to meet some wonderful women.
lizzydearslife@gmail.com

The Queen said...

I'm nervous about the fact that you all know what blogher is..and you are all excited about it... and I'm clueless...

I'm sure it's something really cool that really cool bloggers go to..and laugh at all us UNCOOL bloggers.. ha ha...

so.. does the Queen get to enter for the drawing? I'm nervous...

Jinxy and Me said...

I'm nervous about a few things for BlogHer. It's my first time there and I'm nervous about taking everything in and also about working out all the details of representing my sponsor on time. I just found out last week that I'm going. I love the jewelry - so pretty!