Are you totally freaking about what to wear to Blogher09? No? Well fuck you then. No, I'm kidding. If you are calm and collected and totally not nervous that you will accidentally wear your underpants on the outside of your outfit (again) then you rock. You are whom I aspire to be.
Cause I'll be at the Target the night before (so I can leave optimal weight loss time) trying to fight someone over the last black rayon dress on the rack in XXL. And then writing a predictable post about how Spanx can kiss my fat ass, then wearing them anyway.
One thing I have learned is that if you wear a cute piece of jewelry, or scarf, or purse it makes your plain old white Walmart tee-shirt seem much cuter.
You are not just a capris and tees mom when you've got a sweet something, around your neck, wrist or swinging from your ears. (Or if you take enough Xanax to fool yourself into thinking your ankles are dead sexy in tapered pants. That's another way to go.)
But if you want something pretty to wear I'm going to help you out! Leave your name and tell me what you are most nervous about regarding Blogher09. And I'll send three winners a piece of Mom O Matic goodness to wear along with soothing words of advice.
Also - you can use discount code SOCIALPHOBIA and I'll take 25% off your total order.* As always, I'll refund you via paypal right away after you've paid.
Have fun and please pass this along, or twitter it so you can share in the giveaway/discount!
* You can use that discount even if you aren't going to Blogher09 but going to a new playgroup or mom outing makes you pee yourself a little with nerves.