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Really $55? It kind of looks like she's sleeping with something from a sex catalog between her boobs. Though - I would not begrudge any breastfeeding woman extra comfort even if it looks like a fleshlight.
And by the way - I Googled "fleshlight" so I could put a link for anyone that thought I was making that name up. Ended up at the company's website, and learned that guys can get a pedometer for their dicks. What exactly do you do with that information? Who do you brag to about it? Do you make a chart to put on the wall?
And they also have a fleshlight that looks like a can of beer. Which frightens me. Because really it's just one product development idea away from the popcorn box fleshlight.
You know what would be a good fleshlight accessory? A sanitizing device. Like a built in air freshener. Something that would just make Captian Winkie smell like Febreeze and sunshine and clean cotton. Make the world a nicer, better smelling place. Now that's a contribution.