Kush!



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Really $55? It kind of looks like she's sleeping with something from a sex catalog between her boobs. Though - I would not begrudge any breastfeeding woman extra comfort even if it looks like a fleshlight.

And by the way - I Googled "fleshlight" so I could put a link for anyone that thought I was making that name up. Ended up at the company's website, and learned that guys can get a pedometer for their dicks. What exactly do you do with that information? Who do you brag to about it? Do you make a chart to put on the wall?

And they also have a fleshlight that looks like a can of beer. Which frightens me. Because really it's just one product development idea away from the popcorn box fleshlight.

You know what would be a good fleshlight accessory? A sanitizing device. Like a built in air freshener. Something that would just make Captian Winkie smell like Febreeze and sunshine and clean cotton. Make the world a nicer, better smelling place. Now that's a contribution.

10 comments:

Just Breathe said...

Okay, I've made it this long without one, I think I'll keep it that way. All I can think about is sweat between my breasts! This was a very funny post, thank you for the laughs and the OMG!

thekoolaidmom said...

Honestly, I don't EVER remember a sleepless night due to the lack of BREAST SUPPORT. Seriously, I was expecting a dude to suddenly appear behind her and offer a hand. Too funny!

Rosa said...

Fifty Five Dollars?!?! Hell, I'd pay that for a real sex toy, but a sleeping KUSHion for my boobs?

My breasts can loll around for free, thanks.

Jen said...

Oh my. I am a rather chesty gal myself and I can't picture how this would, in any way, shape or form, make sleeping more comfortable. It seems like you would just have to worry about it slipping out of place. And are you really supposed to store it in a deocrative bag on your nightstand?

Maybe this poor woman would have been more comfortable if she had not gone to bed in a such a porny nightgown/corset.

Jules said...

Not only do you mention the fleshlight, which I've also talked about, but you also have a post that has Perpetual Kid, which I love! I heart you for reals!

Chris said...

This is the kind of educational post that I enjoy. A dick pedometer. What a wonderful world we live in.

Lotta said...

I don't get why it's flesh colored. It's not like it blends in? That just makes it look creepy.

C Lo said...

I wonder if it would help me with my cleavage wrinkles............

Lotta said...

PS - Check out the testimonials section. It's no mystery why the first one is a virgin.

http://www.fleshlight.com/testimonials/

Indy Grrrl said...

I don't see this helping me at all! I don't get it...anything to make a buck. So funny though.