Fat Girl Haiku

Nighttime plans of Atkins diet
skinny fast, bad breath
foiled by morning Lucky Charms.

*I was told that this was a Haiku "Fail" cause I did 7-5-7 (Syllables) instead of 5-7-5. But it's a "Fat Girl" Haiku so technically it can be wider at the ends.


uthostage said...

The haiku logic *totally* works for me! ;) LOL

Leah said...

Love the logic, I can't do a Haiku to save my life.