Pink

Trying to get some pink in the shop for Valentines. Like this pink glass ring made from a pair of vintage clip on earrings. And this steampunk nipple ring. Dare you to wear that one a date and then act offended when he comments on it's bionic aureole-like appearance.


Ska With Jesus



Via The Sneeze!

Retro Sexy New Years Eve 2009


nyeve08/09, originally uploaded by Lotta of Mom O Matic.

As soon as I realized that thrifted dress was a maternity one - the whole outfit just fell into place for my sister in law's 1970's party.

Can We Open Them NOW?


tree08, originally uploaded by Lotta of Mom O Matic.

It's morning but it's dark outside. Very, very dark outside.

Stop Humping My Leg!

How I imagine my morning with the kids will feel like.


How my morning with the kids actually feels.


If You Eat Carrots, You May Be A Hore.

Start saving. Those hores don't come cheap!

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Leaves Of Glass Kicks My Ass

Leaves Of Glass is an Etsy jewelry maker (and local Chicagoan) that evokes a mix of respect, admiration, envy and lust in me. Her work is just stunning. She manages to mix my favorite of all aesthetics - brightly colored vintage glass with darker metals.

This bracelet is the most favorite thing I've found on Etsy. Ever.

A friend pointed out that we have a similar style. I say yes, but no. I think I'm the tribute band and she's the actual Beatles. I would admittedly stalk her to find out how she oxidizes her sterling silver so well. And where does she find those kick ass vintage beads? And her photos always have this perfect shaft of sunlight.

Gorgeous, gorgeous stuff. Sigh.